
Crocodile Done Doomed (Ezekiel 29-32)
I’ll say a word & you say the first word that comes to mind: Egypt.
For my generation it would be King Tut. Not the Treasures of Tutankhamun exhibit that first arrived in the US late 1976.
No, I’m talking about Steve Martin’s song & skit, King Tut, that first debuted on SNL in 1978.
Born in Arizona, lived in Babylonia,
(Got a condo made of stone-a)
King Tut
With the exception of Israel, Egypt is mentioned in the Bible more than any other country.
One of the first illustrations of the Christian life you are likely to encounter as a new believer is that Egypt typifies the world system in opposition to God. It makes sense because you feel as though you’ve been set free from your own Egypt.
When we say Christians go “back to Egypt,” we don’t mean on a flight to Cairo. We mean returning to the old life, drawn back to the flesh after being set free from sin to serve the Lord by the Spirit.
On occasion, Egypt was a place of refuge, as when Joseph, Mary, and Jesus fled there from King Herod.
In the 6th century, Jews hoped an alliance withEgypt would protect them from Babylon. Ezekiel shattered that hope with a series of seven prophecies, each beginning, “The word of the Lord came unto me…”
Judah should have been turning upward to God for help, not southward to Egypt.
There are a lot of different ways to teach God’s Word. We’re trying something different this morning.
Most of you use a daily devotion. Typically there is a verse, a brief summary for context, the author’s commentary, and often a short prayer.
We’re going to adopt that structure & write our own devotional from these seven prophecies.
The 1st Prophecy – “Killer Croc”
(Ezekiel 29:1-16)
In verses one through sixteen, Pharaoh boasts he created the Nile River. God condemns Pharaoh’s arrogance portraying him as a sea monster (crocodile). Egypt will endure 40 years of desolation and exile. A restoration is promised, but Egypt would never again be a dominating empire.
(29:3) Speak, and say, ‘Thus says the Lord GOD: “Behold, I am against you, O Pharaoh king of Egypt, O great monster who lies in the midst of his rivers, Who has said, ‘My River is my own; I have made it for myself’
Man or monster is a thrilling horror theme. Whether it’s Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, or the Wolfman, or Hulk, their stories explore the inner beast.
Pharaoh saw himself as a god who made the Nile. The Lord saw him as a man who had become a monster on account of his pride.
As long as we are in these corrupt bodies we will possess an insane desire to be like God.
That a man or an angel could be like God is THE lie that undermined the entire human race.[1]
Satan is the father of lies. I never totally understood that until recently. THE lie, that man can be like God, is the original lie from which all other lies originate.
Satan is presented as the most beautiful of God’s created angels. After he fell due to pride, he became a grotesque monster, e.g., in the Book of the Revelation.
When a Christian yields to his flesh, to his propensity to sin, he goes from mimicking the beauty of Jesus Christ to being a monster.
You might even say that Christian is walking like an Egyptian.
I’ve heard lots of reasons from Christians why their marriage problems can only be resolved by divorce. “We should never have gotten married” is popular. I will grant that can be true. We’ve encouraged many couples not to marry, who have gone on to divorce.
It’s a lie to think you can divorce because you should never have gotten married. Now that you are married, you live in First Corinthians chapter 7, where Paul tells you to stay in the marriage unless there are biblical grounds for divorce.
Don’t unleash the beast.
The 2nd Prophecy – “Workman’s Comp”
(Ezekiel 29:17-21)
In verses seventeen through 21, we learn that God, by His providence, sent Babylon to besiege the coastal city of Tyre. It took 13 years to defeat them. When they did, they found no plunder. The Tyrians had sent their wealth away by ship. God reveals that Egypt will be Nebuchadnezzar’s reward for his difficult campaign against Tyre.
(29:19-20) Therefore thus says the Lord GOD: ‘Surely I will give the land of Egypt to Nebuchadnezzar king of Babylon; he shall take away her wealth, carry off her spoil, and remove her pillage; and that will be the wages for his army. I have given him the land of Egypt for his labor, because they worked for Me,’ says the Lord GOD.”
The evacuation of over 338,000 Allied troops in 1940 was widely viewed as an act of Divine Providence. A break in bad weather, and Hitler’s unexpected halt order, resulted in the Miracle of Dunkirk.
Had it failed, Britain would have lost its army, leaving it defenseless. France would have fallen faster, Hitler’s control solidified, and history itself changed.
In our text, nothing could be clearer than the fact God was influencing Babylon to accomplish His will.
Does it not follow that He can and does continuously and compassionately work behind the scenes of your life, causing “all things [to] work together for good to those who love God, to those who are the called according to His purpose?”
Jesus has begun a good work in you. He promised to complete it. A.W. Tozer put it this way: “The refining process is hard, but the end result is worth it. God is more interested in your character than your comfort, and He will finish the work He started.”
The 3rd Prophecy – “Days & Confusion”
(30:1-19)
In chapter thirty, in verses one through nineteen, Ezekiel announces a coming “Day of the Lord” that brings judgment on Egypt and its allies. Egypt’s pride will be broken, its cities destroyed, and its people scattered.
(30:3) “For the day is near, Even the day of the LORD is near; It will be a day of clouds, the time of the Gentiles.”
“The Day of the Lord” can refer to any historical judgment the LORD decrees. It can also mean the future climactic judgement that begins with the 7yr Great Tribulation and extends through the Millennial Kingdom.
Today, Israel does not have 100% sovereignty over Jerusalem. Thus the time of the Gentiles persist. It will end when the King returns to rule not just Jerusalem & Israel, but the kingdoms of the world.
Another term is “the fullness of the Gentiles.” This refers to the complete number of Gentiles who will be saved in the current Church Age in which we live.
Just when unbelievers are seeking answers about current events in the End Times, many churches are attacking the pre-tribulation rapture as heresy, and teaching that the Church will have to endure the seven year Great Tribulation.
Know what you believe about the resurrection and rapture of the church, the 7yr Time of Jacob’s Trouble, the Second Coming, the Millennial Kingdom, the final White Throne judgment, and eternity.
The 4th Prophecy – “He Should Have Armed Himself”
(Ezekiel 30:20-26)
In verses twenty through twenty-six, Egypt’s downfall and Israel’s eventual restoration showcase God’s sovereignty over the nations.
(30:24) “I will strengthen the arms of the king of Babylon and put My sword in his hand; but I will break Pharaoh’s arms, and he will groan before him with the groaning of a mortally wounded man.”
God portrays Pharaoh as having already suffered one broken arm & about to lose the use of the other, symbolizing Egypt’s complete military impotence.
Talking about God being in charge of the nations doesn’t have that devotional impact on the heart that we are looking for. But if ever we needed to be settled in our hearts that God is in charge, it would be now, in these tumultuous times.
Be honest with yourself. Are you afraid, afraid of the future? These people were: Abram, Hagar, Isaac, Jacob, Moses, Joshua, Gideon, Elijah, Hezekiah, Mary, Zacharias, Joseph, the Shepherds in the fields, and Paul. They are those to whom the the Lord said, “Fear not.” It’s always what He says to those who fear. If you will listen, you’ll hear Him.
“Fear not” is a command. It is accompanied by the power to obey. You can’t learn how; you simply believe.
The 5th Prophecy – “Egypt is Fallen & She Won’t Get Up”
(Ezekiel 31:1-18)
In Ezekiel 31:1-18, Assyria is portrayed as a towering cedar brought down by pride, serving as a warning to Egypt.
(31:10-11) “Therefore thus says the Lord GOD: ‘Because you have increased in height, and it set its top among the thick boughs, and its heart was lifted up in its height, therefore I will deliver it into the hand of the mighty one of the nations, and he shall surely deal with it; I have driven it out for its wickedness.”
God felling the cedar tree reminds me of some of the Instagram videos I’m hooked on that capture amateur tree trimming disasters. Please do us all a favor and hire a professional. At the very least brush up on basic physics, like For every action there’s an equal and opposite reaction.
One of the first Christian songs I learned after I was born again was Humble thyself in the sight of the Lord, and He will lift you up higher and higher.
Humility is not our strong suit, not before we are saved, or after. All I can suggest is that we each measure our humility quotient by these words of the apostle Paul: Jesus “made Himself of no reputation, taking the form of a bondservant, and coming in the likeness of men. And being found in appearance as a man, He humbled Himself and became obedient to the point of death, even the death of the cross.”
In your marriage, in your family, at work, or when you are in a trial – Have you humbled yourself to the point of death? Then there’s room for more humility!
The 6th Prophecy – “The Crocodile Who Thought He Was a Lion”
(Ezekiel 32:1-16)
Chapter thirty-two, verses one through sixteen, is a lamentation over Pharaoh and Egypt. It portrays Pharaoh as a sea monster brought down by God. Egypt’s land is laid waste, waters fouled, and people scattered. God declares He will darken the heavens and bring terror to the nations through Egypt’s fall, and the earth will mourn. The lament ends with a poetic funeral dirge for Egypt’s once-great glory.
(32:2-3) “Son of Man, start singing this lamentation about Pharaoh, king of Egypt. Tell him, ‘You may have called yourself a lion among nations, but you’re a monster at sea. You thrash about in your rivers, muddy the water with your feet, and relieve yourself in the rivers. This is what the Lord GOD says: ‘I’m coming fishing for you! Right in the sight of many nations they’ll haul you up in my dragnet.”
You can almost hear the excitement in these verses by those who catch the monster. “We got us a tree shaka. Choot ‘em! Choot ‘em!” (With apologies to the Discovery Channel’s Swamp People).
We call lions the King of Beasts. They are regal. Pharaoh saw himself as a lion, but he was no more than a crocodile stirring up mud and filth.
In a Seinfeld episode, Elaine buys a dress that looks great in the store mirror but looks awful when she tries it on at home. She eventually figures out that the store uses a “skinny mirror,” a trick mirror designed to make customers look better than they really do in the clothing.
God’s Word is a mirror – not for our outward appearance, but reflecting the inner person being daily transformed into the image of Jesus.
Christians are notorious for using trick mirrors.
Are you like Fonzie, looking into the mirror, about to run the comb through your hair, but you stop yourself – thinking you look perfect?
Consider this: Since we won’t be perfect until eternity, every time we open God’s Word, He’s showing us something to change – by His grace – to become more like Him.
If you’re not coming forward for prayer today, use the time to ‘comb your hair,’ if you get my meaning.
The 7th Prophecy – “I See Dead Pharaoh’s”
(Ezekiel 32:17-32)
In verses seventeen through thirty-two, Pharaoh is escorted to the realm of the dead, joining other conquered nations that refused to repent and believe.
(32:18-19) Son of man, wail over the multitude of Egypt, And cast them down to the depths of the earth, Her and the daughters of the famous nations, With those who go down to the Pit: ‘Whom do you surpass in beauty? Go down, be placed with the uncircumcised.”
When we were taking trips to the Philippines in the 1980s, we did not walk up to a person, engage in conversation, and then ask them, “Have you been circumcised?” It just didn’t feel right!
We would ask if they had been born-again.
Circumcision began in Genesis 17 as a sign of God’s covenant with Abraham, marking his descendants as His people. The prophets later used it to point to a deeper truth – the need for a circumcised heart, symbolizing belief and repentance.
Have you been circumcised, in your heart? If you have, then according to the promises in the New Covenant, you have been placed into the body of Jesus, and you have received the permanent in-dwelling presence of God the Holy Spirit.
He is not a force, but, rather, a Friend and Comforter. It is exactly like being with Jesus 24/7/360 (Using Dead Sea Scrolls calendar)!
After I became a Christian, after I was born again, I set Steve Martin aside in favor of Keith Green. His song, So You Wanna Go Back to Egypt, was just the ‘theology’ I needed.
To quote my mom & dad, “Quit eating that junk. It will ruin your appetite for dinner.”
If you are not enjoying your walk with the Lord, or something seems off – especially if you’ve lost a desire to read God’s word and be among God’s people – quit snacking in Egypt.
↑1 | According to LDS doctrine, those who follow Christ and keep God’s commandments can inherit all that God has and ultimately become like Him, including the potential to have spirit children and rule over worlds. It literally IS “the lie.” |
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